Post by EWA Staff on Dec 31, 2008 1:20:26 GMT -5
[ Wednesday Night Face-Off starts off with a pyro explosion and an opening video package over the last few weeks between Donzig, Voodoo King, Three Two Three, and the Tag Team Champions Doomsday and Spawn. "Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva booms through the speakers. The crowd was in a frenzy for the huge show, as they brought it ring side to the announcers. Abigail and Alessandro welcomed us to the show and went over the card, hyping the extreme rules handicap match and the No DQ Tornado Tag main event.
We open the show with General Manager, Nicolas Griffin in the ring with his Rebellion members behind him. Donzig stalks with the Extreme Title on his shoulder, the Tag Champions Spawn and Doomsday, stand on opposite sides of the ring. Griffin, the general of the group, stands in the middle celebrating the sheer domination that his group has sustained lately. Griffin smiles and tightens the grip on a microphone before taking center ring.
He describes how The Rebellion has won the civil war in the EWA. He says he has crippled The Federation and that no one stands in their way for total domination. He said no one is as strong as Spawn! He said no one is as extreme as Donzig! He said no one has more gold in the history of the company as Doomsday! And no one, is as smart,.. as Nicolas Griffin.
Griffin pointed out how Oli Griffiths, Aether, Caspian Celette, Aiden Kane and Marcus O'Conner have been finished and they will never be seen on EWA television again. Only one man is left, and he will be punished tonight for being a thorn in his side. Tonight, Freakazoid will take on six men in a huge over the top rope battle royal! Actually, better yet he added. Better yet? Freakazoid can not win the match by throwing them over the top rope. No. If Freakazoid wants to prove himself to Nicolas Griffin? He'll have to pin every single one of them. But, if any of the six men toss Freakazoid over the top rope. They'll be number one contender to the World Heavyweight Title.
The crowd booed, as Griffin placed his firm, steel fist regime down on the company. What a huge bounty on Freakazoid's head! If any of them, or all of them, toss Freakazoid over the top rope, they'll be number one contender! Certainly Freakazoid is in for a battle, in the battle royal! Griffin wasn't done though. He said that tonight in the extreme rules handicap match between his Rebellion and Fergus and Roko, there's an open invitation to either Roko or Fergus in The Rebellion, if either of them feel like allowing The Rebellion to win. He says, either Fergus or Roko would need to just walk away, and walk into open arms of Nicolas Griffin backstage.
With that, The Rebellion all leave the ring, and we head to our first commercial break.
As we come back, Serikaz and Danny Diamond were in the ring for our first match of the evening. Its extreme rules, and we can plan on some blood shed. Weapons scatter the ring, as Diamond grabs a trash can and attempts to blast Serikaz with it, Serikaz ducks, and whips DD in the mid section with a kendo stick! The crowd ooh's, as DD hits his knees in pain. Serikaz snarls, and cracks him in the skull with the cane sending sickening screams throughout the arena. Serikaz isn't done as he circles Diamond, and sends another whiplash across Diamond's back as Danny Diamond hits the ground, curling on the mat in pain. The red lashes have already appeared. Serikaz sadistically taps the cane on the mat, waiting for his opponent to stand up. He calls Diamond to get to his feet. Diamond is almost crying. Serikaz stalks DD into the corner, and reaches down. DD fights him off!
Diamond throws some forearms into Serikaz's mid section and double him over. DD grabs the singapore cane and gets to his feet, targeting Serikaz for a smack. Diamond roared as he swung, Serikaz ducked, bounced off the ropes and hit a giant spear!! Danny Diamond flopped on the mat like a fish out of water. Serikaz dropped a knee across Diamond's neck and jumped back up grabbing the nearest weapon in the ring. It's a stop sign. Serikaz places the metal sign on Diamonds face and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He signals, the crowd cheers, and he nails the Serikaz Spinout to Danny Diamonds face under the sign! Diamond's body jumped from the mat several times in pain. Serikaz looked to go for the kill, and went for a pin. Serikaz lifted Diamond off the mat after a two count, to some boos. He lifted Diamond to his feet and kicked him in the gut. He picked up a barbed wire bat off the mat, and bounced off the ropes and nailed a neckbreaker with the barbed wire bat! Danny Diamond is busted open, and barely conscious.
Serkiaz looks demented as he licks at the chops for another devestating hit on his opponent. Diamond's face is crimon mask after the barbed wire sliced his forehead wide open. The ref checks on him, tempting a stoppage for medical attention. Serikaz pushes the referee off and continues the onslaught. He drops down on Danny Diamond again, choking the life out of him as Diamond's legs kick and throttle showing last signs of life. His body pulses again, as the referee finally breaks it up. Serikaz looks down to his hands, theyre covered in Danny Diamonds blood. He lifts his hands in the air, staring out into the crowd. This is sickening. Serikaz rolls outside and sets his eyes on a table. He sends it into the ring and rolls back in. Serikaz tells the people the match is over. He throws Danny Diamond into a corner, beats him down, and sits him on the top rope groggy.
Serikaz sets up the table, and nails a mid turnbuclkle Verta breaker through the table as the fans erupt in a HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT chant. Serikaz looks at the rubble. Serikaz isn't done. He kicks around Diamonds unmoving body a few times drawing some boos. He talks some smack to Diamond. The camera shows the blood trickling from his face, pooling on the mat. Serikaz looks down and sends another kick to Diamonds head, before he places a boot on his chest and the ref hits a three count.
Winner: Xavier Serikaz, via pinfall, in 5:04
Our next match was the extreme handicap match between The Rebellion against Randy "The Ripper" Roko and "The Raging Irishman" Carrick Fergus. Donzig and Doomsday drop out of the ring as the bell starts leaving Spawn at the mercy of two men. Fergus drives a huge forearm into Spawns head! The Double D's explained to us before that they want Spawn to learn some tough love, and they would make sure Spawn was taught a lesson. Fergus nails a few good looking moves on the big man, before tagging Roko in. Roko, the smaller of the team, has trouble sending Spawn to the mat as easily as Fergus. One half of the Tag Team Champions, Spawn, counters a Randy Roko DDT and powerslams The Ripper to the mat! Spawn drops an elbow and tries a pin, but Fergus breaks the pin. Don and Doomsday still watch from the outside. Fergus pummels Spawn with lefts and rights, and Roko sweeps Spawn to the mat! Roko and Fergus set up a double team splash, and Roko springboards off Fergus's hands, and into the air landing on Spawn, and hooks the leg. Donzig roars from the outside and hits the ring!
The American Destroyer rolls in the ring, and breaks the pin. He tackles Fergus over the top rope. As they spill to the outside Spawn is back up. Randy Roko bounces off the ropes but is met with a mean big boot! Spawn roars again, and stomps on Roko. Spawn laughs, and drops another massive elbow. He goes for a pin, but Roko gets his foot on the rope. Spawn smothers Roko on the mat, the ref starts a five count as Spawn tries to suffocate his opponent. Spawn breaks it after four, as Roko rolls to the outside to take a breath. he's met by the four time champion, Doomsday. "The Nightmare" Doomsday sends Roko to the mats outside with a vicious clothesline, as the numbers game picks up. Roko and Fergus can't get an advantage without being met with a third member taking them down.
Donzig rolls Fergus into the ring, and meets Doomsday as The Double D's beat down Randy Roko on the outside. Donzig and Doomsday send Roko into the barricade and hit mirrored knees to the gut. Spawn is dominating Fergus in the ring, but Fergus rolls out of a chokeslam attempt, and goes for a school boy! Fergus tries to grab an advantage by using the ropes, but Donzig knocks Fergus's feet off the ropes, and tells the referee to do his job which draws jeers. Donzig snaps back at the fans, not caring. He continues to beat down Roko on the outside. Doomsday sets Roko up and whips him knees first into the steel steps! Roko flips head over feet and lands on his back hard, He grabs at his shins and cowers in pain. The Rebellion get in the ring, as this match breaks down into a three on one. Extreme rules prevent a disqualification, as Doomsday hits a Russian legsweep on Fergus. Fergus bounces off the mat grabbing at his head. Donzig roars, and bounces off the ropes with a Don-Sault!
Spawn hits the mat! The fans cheer! Triple R decked the monster with a chair shot from behind!! Doomsday catches a chair shot! Randy Roko is cleaning house! Donzig is up and turns around. Roko clutches at the chair. Donzig stares at him. Roko isn't sure of what to do. The surprise attack has been realized. Fergus from behind with a block buster from the middle rope! The smaller team has taken down the Rebellion for the moment being, as Spawn has taken cover on the outside holding his head. Randy Roko notices this and launches over the top rope with a corkscrew asai moonsault!! He slams into Spawn, who goes down hard! Randy Roko stands up, pumping his fist in the air. He climbs the ring steps and drops a quick legdrop across Spawn chest, drawing cheers. Fergus for the pin. One... Two.... No! Donzig gets a shoulder up.
It doesn't take long for Doomsday to recover from the chair shot as he hits the ring and mauls Fergus to the mat, looking sharp. He hasn't taken much damage, and is the freshest member of The Rebellion in the ring. He helps Donzig to his feet as they take down Fergus without much effort. Roko slides in the ring with a chair, but Donzig shrugs and punches a dent into the chair, which ricochetes back into Roko's face! What power! Roko hits the ground, and Donzig bends down lifting the chair above his head. Fergus tries to get to his feet, but is met with a chair shot to the gut. Donzig opens the chair, and drops Fergus face first into the chair as the chair EXPLODES into pieces in the middle of the ring! Spawn gets in the ring and looks at the destruction. Doomsday tells Spawn to show him what he can do. The Double D's drop from the ring again, ushering Spawn to destroy the downed Brits in the ring.
Donzig tells Spawn to hit The Spawn Splash. Spawn nods in agreement. He's like a puppet, and The Rebellion has exposed his power according to their own advantage. Fergus is in range, as Spawn climbs the turnbuckle. Spawn poses on the top rope, as Randy Roko leaps from the mat and drops Spawn crotch first on the turnbuckle! The monster groans in pain! Randy Roko springboards off the middle rope, and hits a headscissors takedown off the top rope! Donzig and Doomsday can't believe that Spawn screwed up. Roko goes for a pin, but Donzig rips Roko out of the ring from the outside. He drops Roko with a closed arm clothesline! He barks orders to Spawn as the monster is getting to his feet. Spawn knows he screwed up, but goes down to inflict more damage on Fergus. Fergus slips the monster in a small package! Doomsday and Donzig can't break the pin quick enough, but Spawn escapes at the very last second! Donzig and Doomsday have had enough of Spawn tripping up.
Both of them go under the ring, and grabs weapons. Doomsday mans up with a 2x4, and Donzig grabs a baseball bat. They get in the ring and corner Fergus. Fergus tries to fight them off. Donzig tells Spawn "This is how you do it! This is extreme!", as Donzig clubs Fergus in the kneecap with the bat! Doomsday comes off the middle rope with the wood stick across Fergus's throat! Doomsday grabs the 2x4 by both ends and begins thrashing Fergus's chest with it like a cavemen, over a hunk of meat. He's relentless. Fergus begins coughing up blood. Donzig turns Fergus over and locks in the Pennsylavia Cloverleaf. Fergus screams in pain. Randy Roko comes out of no where and smacks Donzig in the mouth with an aluminum cookie sheet! Donzig releases the hold. Roko dropkicks Donzigs knee, as The Extreme Champion stumbles. Roko bounces off the ropes and tries a hurricarana in the middle of the ring, but Doomsday smacks Roko in the face with the 2x4 and Donzig nails a power bomb!
The crowd cheers as Donzig snarls, breaking a pin attempt. None other than Three Two Three, Chris James and Alexis Morningstar are making their way down to the ring. The split on to seperate sides of the ring, and walks around the ring, taunting The Rebellion. Donzig sends Spawn after them. Spawn walks over the top rope, and drops to the outside, running at Chris James. James ducks, and sends a few punches into Spawn's face. Morningstar yells at Donzig from the other side of the ring. CJ dances back and forth with Spawn, ducking and moving faster than the big man can inflict damage. James and Morningstar begin to double team Spawn as Donzig and Doomsday battle Fergus and Randy Roko in the ring. Three Two Three has evened the score, as they dump Spawn into the crowd and drag him away from the ring. Spawn tries to fight back, but Morningstar leaps off the barricade with a 540 spinning heel kick to Spawns face! The monster is down and out! Morningstar and James taunt Donzig from the crowd again, for the second week in a row. Donzig snarls but focuses on the match. 323 drag Spawn through the crowd, and into a hallway. The beat him down every time he tries to fight back, and track him down into a bathroom, where Alexis Morningstar handcuffs Spawn to the bottom pipe of a sink!
Donzig grabs a chair and swings it in the air like a battle axe. He cracks Fergus across the brim of the nose and the forehead, like a Viking pillaging a small village. Doomsday lifts Roko to his feet. Roko looks at the destruction of Carrick Fergus and backs off. He looks a bit cowardous.. he trips over his own feet. Roko drops down to the outside. Randy Roko looks at Fergus, and walks up the ramp, back turned to the match. Fergus is unaware of the betrayal as he's at the mercy of Donzig and Doomsday who exchange multiple finishers on Carrick Fergus. Donzig tells Doomsday he's going to cripple Fergus right here and right now! Donzig throws Fergus into the turnbuckle and nails a brainbuster INTO THE TURNBUCKLE PAD! PH MY GOD WHAT A MOVE! WHAT A MOVE! Donzig and Doomsday look at Roko, as he heads backstage. Donzig locks Carrick Fergus in another Pennsylvania Cloverleaf as the ref calls for the bell. Carrick Fergus is unable to submit, the ref stops the match with a barrage of bell rings.
Winner by Referee Stoppage: Donzig, Doomsday, and Spawn in 15:26
The cameras catch up with Randy Roko backstage. The Ripper looks distraught. He's not sure if he made the right choice, but then begins to smile. There's Nicolas Griffin waiting with open arms in the hallway. He reassures Roko that he made the right choice. Nicolas pulls him in, and pats him on the back. He said that Randy Roko will now live a promised life, and beautiful career here in the EWA. Roko looks pleased.
Griffin tells him that he's giving Randy Roko the week off, and a full paid vacation to any destination he wants. Griffin hands him a first class ticket. Randy Roko looks down at the ticket, thankful. Roko takes it out, and reads "first class ticket", aloud. Roko holds it up and TEARS THE TICKET UP! He pushes Nicholas Griffin against the wall by the scruff of the neck and tells Griffin that he is not here to hug him, shake his hand, or kiss his ass. Roko lowers his brow, and looks into Griffins eyes. He tells Griffin that he came backstage to introduce himself to Griffin's face, and personally tell him that at Resolution, he'll e the new Extreme Champion!
Griffin's face grows red. That's not how the plan was supposed to go. Roko walks away. Griffin lowers his eyes, snapping his attention to The Ripper as he walks down the hall behind him. Griffin tells Roko to get ready for next week, because the beat down Xavier Serikaz gave Danny Diamond in the beginning of the show was nothing compared to hell that Roko was in store for next week when Randy Roko went toe to toe with Serikaz next week, under extreme rules!
EWA came back from a commercial, backstage again. This time, the newest member of the EWA Roster- Mega-Star, Ravyn Storm was standing backstage talking to a crew member. Phade, EWA's Women's Champion, walked down the hall. Ravyn turns to walk away from the tech guy, and and bumps into Phade. Storm apologizes. Phade recognizes Ravyn as the newest member of the roster. Storm acknowledges it, and points out that Phade is Womens Champ. Phade smirks, and tells her that this is the closest she'll ever be to the belt. Storm gets close to Phade and smiles, and tells her "Look at that, I just got closer." Storm backs up, eyes geared on Phade, and walks backwards as we fade to our next match, the battle royal.
Before the match, we go back to Nicholas Griffin in the beginning of the show telling Freakazoid that he needs to pin all six men in the match, and that if any of the other six men were to eliminate Freak over the top rope, they'd be number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship. Back in the ring...
(This section written by Kent. Don't laugh or you're fired. Unless it's a joke I write. Then go ahead and laugh.)
We return to the ring to spot all six competitors standing within. They all stare anxiously toward the entrance ramp. The bloodied Danny Diamond sways on his feet, being held up by Emcee Kash and Smooth G. Greg "Frat Boy" Fitzsimmons pounds his open hand with his fist, cracking his neck from side to side. Finally, Freakazoid is announced. The men all create a half-moon around Freakazoid's entry point. They immediately unleash a series of punches on him, creating a dogpile around him. All six men get flung off of Freakazoid in one ferocious burst, throwing them all to different sides of the ring.
Freakazoid moves to the center of the ring and draws an X with his foot. Immediately, El Zilcho charges into the fray. Freakazoid scoops him up and immediately gives him the "Freaky Look Powerbomb", dropping him in the center of the invisible X. El Zilcho lays limply in the center of the ring. The Buckeyes charge the seven foot monster, grabbing both of his arms and Irish Whipping him into the ropes. Freakazoid follows up with a double clothesline, knocking them both down. Clamps charges in and Freakazoid wraps around him with a rear chokehold. Clamps quickly passes out, adding to the pile of El Zilcho. One by one, each man charges in, and one by one they are laid out. Slowly they form a pile in the center of the ring.
Danny Diamond is the last one standing. His glassy stare looking off into space as his bandages show blood coming through them. Freakazoid merely looks at him, reaches out and pokes him in the chest, causing him to drop back on the top of the pile. With all the men piled up. Freakazoid sticks out a foot and places it on top of the pile. The referee makes the three count and the bell rings! Freakazoid is the winner!
Winner by pinfall: Freakazoid in 10:47.
(Back to CJ)
After the match, Freakazoid stands tall after pinning every single man in the match. He bellows and pounds his chest, looking as dominant as ever. "96 Quite Bitter Things" by CKY blasts. This isn't good. Here comes Nicolas Griffin, clapping his hands slowly, sarcastically. Griffin congratulates Freakazoid on the impressive win, but tells him that he's not number one contender. The crowd boos. Freakazoid is beside himself! He's irate! The fans cheer the reaction. Griffin paces back and forth and tells him that next week, in the Wachovia Center live in Philly.. Freakazoid will finally have a chance at redemption. He'd he granted a number one contendership match against the former TWO TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, DOOMSDAY! He added, that it would be no ordinary match. No. Griffin is smarter than that. He informed Freakazoid that he would be fighting Doomsday in an I Quit match! The GM informed Freakazoid that Doomsday has never quit in his wrestling career, and laughed as we faded to a break.
The main event was between Chris James and Alexis Morningstar "Three Two Three", and the World and Womens Champions The Voodoo King and Phade. CJ and TVK tangled for a few minutes to open the match, as Doomsday made his way down the ramp. He stayed on the outside watching the match for a bit. Alexis and CJ would exchange tags and some cool looking tag moves. Doomsday watched the World Champ, and the hottest tag team in the business in action in one match. He has a number one contender match next week, simple first hand scouting. But, everyone involved should have known better. This was a set up, as Spawn made his way from the audience, with the handcuff still around his wrist. The pipe from the sink was on the other side of that handcuff. Morningstar didn't see it coming as Spawn cracked Morningstar in the back of the head with the pipe, swinging his hand attached to the handcuff. Morningstar dropped like a sack of bricks.
Spawn threw the pipe to Doomsday who cracked TVK and chased Phade out of the ring. Through all the commotion, Chris James caught a pinfall for a three count and rolled out of the ring, tending to Morningstar on the outside. He picked his partner up and went to leave Doomsday to do his thing to The Voodoo King, but when they reached the stage, the remaining members of The Rebellion chased 323 back down to the ring where Donzig, Doomsday, and Spawn had their way with 323 and The Voodoo King. Phade tried to save The Voodoo King, but the returning Nikki Chalice made her way from the back and beat down Phade.
The Rebellion wrecked havoc, and as the show faded off air, Spawn held up his Tag Title. Donzig held up his Extreme Title, Nikki grabbed Phade's Womens Title and then Doomsday grabbed the World Title, holding it in the air. The four members of The Rebellion stood strong just like the show opened, and no one looked stronger than Spawn, more extreme than Donzig, prettier than Nikki, or smarter than Nicolas Griffin.
TBC: END
We open the show with General Manager, Nicolas Griffin in the ring with his Rebellion members behind him. Donzig stalks with the Extreme Title on his shoulder, the Tag Champions Spawn and Doomsday, stand on opposite sides of the ring. Griffin, the general of the group, stands in the middle celebrating the sheer domination that his group has sustained lately. Griffin smiles and tightens the grip on a microphone before taking center ring.
He describes how The Rebellion has won the civil war in the EWA. He says he has crippled The Federation and that no one stands in their way for total domination. He said no one is as strong as Spawn! He said no one is as extreme as Donzig! He said no one has more gold in the history of the company as Doomsday! And no one, is as smart,.. as Nicolas Griffin.
Griffin pointed out how Oli Griffiths, Aether, Caspian Celette, Aiden Kane and Marcus O'Conner have been finished and they will never be seen on EWA television again. Only one man is left, and he will be punished tonight for being a thorn in his side. Tonight, Freakazoid will take on six men in a huge over the top rope battle royal! Actually, better yet he added. Better yet? Freakazoid can not win the match by throwing them over the top rope. No. If Freakazoid wants to prove himself to Nicolas Griffin? He'll have to pin every single one of them. But, if any of the six men toss Freakazoid over the top rope. They'll be number one contender to the World Heavyweight Title.
The crowd booed, as Griffin placed his firm, steel fist regime down on the company. What a huge bounty on Freakazoid's head! If any of them, or all of them, toss Freakazoid over the top rope, they'll be number one contender! Certainly Freakazoid is in for a battle, in the battle royal! Griffin wasn't done though. He said that tonight in the extreme rules handicap match between his Rebellion and Fergus and Roko, there's an open invitation to either Roko or Fergus in The Rebellion, if either of them feel like allowing The Rebellion to win. He says, either Fergus or Roko would need to just walk away, and walk into open arms of Nicolas Griffin backstage.
With that, The Rebellion all leave the ring, and we head to our first commercial break.
As we come back, Serikaz and Danny Diamond were in the ring for our first match of the evening. Its extreme rules, and we can plan on some blood shed. Weapons scatter the ring, as Diamond grabs a trash can and attempts to blast Serikaz with it, Serikaz ducks, and whips DD in the mid section with a kendo stick! The crowd ooh's, as DD hits his knees in pain. Serikaz snarls, and cracks him in the skull with the cane sending sickening screams throughout the arena. Serikaz isn't done as he circles Diamond, and sends another whiplash across Diamond's back as Danny Diamond hits the ground, curling on the mat in pain. The red lashes have already appeared. Serikaz sadistically taps the cane on the mat, waiting for his opponent to stand up. He calls Diamond to get to his feet. Diamond is almost crying. Serikaz stalks DD into the corner, and reaches down. DD fights him off!
Diamond throws some forearms into Serikaz's mid section and double him over. DD grabs the singapore cane and gets to his feet, targeting Serikaz for a smack. Diamond roared as he swung, Serikaz ducked, bounced off the ropes and hit a giant spear!! Danny Diamond flopped on the mat like a fish out of water. Serikaz dropped a knee across Diamond's neck and jumped back up grabbing the nearest weapon in the ring. It's a stop sign. Serikaz places the metal sign on Diamonds face and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He signals, the crowd cheers, and he nails the Serikaz Spinout to Danny Diamonds face under the sign! Diamond's body jumped from the mat several times in pain. Serikaz looked to go for the kill, and went for a pin. Serikaz lifted Diamond off the mat after a two count, to some boos. He lifted Diamond to his feet and kicked him in the gut. He picked up a barbed wire bat off the mat, and bounced off the ropes and nailed a neckbreaker with the barbed wire bat! Danny Diamond is busted open, and barely conscious.
Serkiaz looks demented as he licks at the chops for another devestating hit on his opponent. Diamond's face is crimon mask after the barbed wire sliced his forehead wide open. The ref checks on him, tempting a stoppage for medical attention. Serikaz pushes the referee off and continues the onslaught. He drops down on Danny Diamond again, choking the life out of him as Diamond's legs kick and throttle showing last signs of life. His body pulses again, as the referee finally breaks it up. Serikaz looks down to his hands, theyre covered in Danny Diamonds blood. He lifts his hands in the air, staring out into the crowd. This is sickening. Serikaz rolls outside and sets his eyes on a table. He sends it into the ring and rolls back in. Serikaz tells the people the match is over. He throws Danny Diamond into a corner, beats him down, and sits him on the top rope groggy.
Serikaz sets up the table, and nails a mid turnbuclkle Verta breaker through the table as the fans erupt in a HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT chant. Serikaz looks at the rubble. Serikaz isn't done. He kicks around Diamonds unmoving body a few times drawing some boos. He talks some smack to Diamond. The camera shows the blood trickling from his face, pooling on the mat. Serikaz looks down and sends another kick to Diamonds head, before he places a boot on his chest and the ref hits a three count.
Winner: Xavier Serikaz, via pinfall, in 5:04
Our next match was the extreme handicap match between The Rebellion against Randy "The Ripper" Roko and "The Raging Irishman" Carrick Fergus. Donzig and Doomsday drop out of the ring as the bell starts leaving Spawn at the mercy of two men. Fergus drives a huge forearm into Spawns head! The Double D's explained to us before that they want Spawn to learn some tough love, and they would make sure Spawn was taught a lesson. Fergus nails a few good looking moves on the big man, before tagging Roko in. Roko, the smaller of the team, has trouble sending Spawn to the mat as easily as Fergus. One half of the Tag Team Champions, Spawn, counters a Randy Roko DDT and powerslams The Ripper to the mat! Spawn drops an elbow and tries a pin, but Fergus breaks the pin. Don and Doomsday still watch from the outside. Fergus pummels Spawn with lefts and rights, and Roko sweeps Spawn to the mat! Roko and Fergus set up a double team splash, and Roko springboards off Fergus's hands, and into the air landing on Spawn, and hooks the leg. Donzig roars from the outside and hits the ring!
The American Destroyer rolls in the ring, and breaks the pin. He tackles Fergus over the top rope. As they spill to the outside Spawn is back up. Randy Roko bounces off the ropes but is met with a mean big boot! Spawn roars again, and stomps on Roko. Spawn laughs, and drops another massive elbow. He goes for a pin, but Roko gets his foot on the rope. Spawn smothers Roko on the mat, the ref starts a five count as Spawn tries to suffocate his opponent. Spawn breaks it after four, as Roko rolls to the outside to take a breath. he's met by the four time champion, Doomsday. "The Nightmare" Doomsday sends Roko to the mats outside with a vicious clothesline, as the numbers game picks up. Roko and Fergus can't get an advantage without being met with a third member taking them down.
Donzig rolls Fergus into the ring, and meets Doomsday as The Double D's beat down Randy Roko on the outside. Donzig and Doomsday send Roko into the barricade and hit mirrored knees to the gut. Spawn is dominating Fergus in the ring, but Fergus rolls out of a chokeslam attempt, and goes for a school boy! Fergus tries to grab an advantage by using the ropes, but Donzig knocks Fergus's feet off the ropes, and tells the referee to do his job which draws jeers. Donzig snaps back at the fans, not caring. He continues to beat down Roko on the outside. Doomsday sets Roko up and whips him knees first into the steel steps! Roko flips head over feet and lands on his back hard, He grabs at his shins and cowers in pain. The Rebellion get in the ring, as this match breaks down into a three on one. Extreme rules prevent a disqualification, as Doomsday hits a Russian legsweep on Fergus. Fergus bounces off the mat grabbing at his head. Donzig roars, and bounces off the ropes with a Don-Sault!
Spawn hits the mat! The fans cheer! Triple R decked the monster with a chair shot from behind!! Doomsday catches a chair shot! Randy Roko is cleaning house! Donzig is up and turns around. Roko clutches at the chair. Donzig stares at him. Roko isn't sure of what to do. The surprise attack has been realized. Fergus from behind with a block buster from the middle rope! The smaller team has taken down the Rebellion for the moment being, as Spawn has taken cover on the outside holding his head. Randy Roko notices this and launches over the top rope with a corkscrew asai moonsault!! He slams into Spawn, who goes down hard! Randy Roko stands up, pumping his fist in the air. He climbs the ring steps and drops a quick legdrop across Spawn chest, drawing cheers. Fergus for the pin. One... Two.... No! Donzig gets a shoulder up.
It doesn't take long for Doomsday to recover from the chair shot as he hits the ring and mauls Fergus to the mat, looking sharp. He hasn't taken much damage, and is the freshest member of The Rebellion in the ring. He helps Donzig to his feet as they take down Fergus without much effort. Roko slides in the ring with a chair, but Donzig shrugs and punches a dent into the chair, which ricochetes back into Roko's face! What power! Roko hits the ground, and Donzig bends down lifting the chair above his head. Fergus tries to get to his feet, but is met with a chair shot to the gut. Donzig opens the chair, and drops Fergus face first into the chair as the chair EXPLODES into pieces in the middle of the ring! Spawn gets in the ring and looks at the destruction. Doomsday tells Spawn to show him what he can do. The Double D's drop from the ring again, ushering Spawn to destroy the downed Brits in the ring.
Donzig tells Spawn to hit The Spawn Splash. Spawn nods in agreement. He's like a puppet, and The Rebellion has exposed his power according to their own advantage. Fergus is in range, as Spawn climbs the turnbuckle. Spawn poses on the top rope, as Randy Roko leaps from the mat and drops Spawn crotch first on the turnbuckle! The monster groans in pain! Randy Roko springboards off the middle rope, and hits a headscissors takedown off the top rope! Donzig and Doomsday can't believe that Spawn screwed up. Roko goes for a pin, but Donzig rips Roko out of the ring from the outside. He drops Roko with a closed arm clothesline! He barks orders to Spawn as the monster is getting to his feet. Spawn knows he screwed up, but goes down to inflict more damage on Fergus. Fergus slips the monster in a small package! Doomsday and Donzig can't break the pin quick enough, but Spawn escapes at the very last second! Donzig and Doomsday have had enough of Spawn tripping up.
Both of them go under the ring, and grabs weapons. Doomsday mans up with a 2x4, and Donzig grabs a baseball bat. They get in the ring and corner Fergus. Fergus tries to fight them off. Donzig tells Spawn "This is how you do it! This is extreme!", as Donzig clubs Fergus in the kneecap with the bat! Doomsday comes off the middle rope with the wood stick across Fergus's throat! Doomsday grabs the 2x4 by both ends and begins thrashing Fergus's chest with it like a cavemen, over a hunk of meat. He's relentless. Fergus begins coughing up blood. Donzig turns Fergus over and locks in the Pennsylavia Cloverleaf. Fergus screams in pain. Randy Roko comes out of no where and smacks Donzig in the mouth with an aluminum cookie sheet! Donzig releases the hold. Roko dropkicks Donzigs knee, as The Extreme Champion stumbles. Roko bounces off the ropes and tries a hurricarana in the middle of the ring, but Doomsday smacks Roko in the face with the 2x4 and Donzig nails a power bomb!
The crowd cheers as Donzig snarls, breaking a pin attempt. None other than Three Two Three, Chris James and Alexis Morningstar are making their way down to the ring. The split on to seperate sides of the ring, and walks around the ring, taunting The Rebellion. Donzig sends Spawn after them. Spawn walks over the top rope, and drops to the outside, running at Chris James. James ducks, and sends a few punches into Spawn's face. Morningstar yells at Donzig from the other side of the ring. CJ dances back and forth with Spawn, ducking and moving faster than the big man can inflict damage. James and Morningstar begin to double team Spawn as Donzig and Doomsday battle Fergus and Randy Roko in the ring. Three Two Three has evened the score, as they dump Spawn into the crowd and drag him away from the ring. Spawn tries to fight back, but Morningstar leaps off the barricade with a 540 spinning heel kick to Spawns face! The monster is down and out! Morningstar and James taunt Donzig from the crowd again, for the second week in a row. Donzig snarls but focuses on the match. 323 drag Spawn through the crowd, and into a hallway. The beat him down every time he tries to fight back, and track him down into a bathroom, where Alexis Morningstar handcuffs Spawn to the bottom pipe of a sink!
Donzig grabs a chair and swings it in the air like a battle axe. He cracks Fergus across the brim of the nose and the forehead, like a Viking pillaging a small village. Doomsday lifts Roko to his feet. Roko looks at the destruction of Carrick Fergus and backs off. He looks a bit cowardous.. he trips over his own feet. Roko drops down to the outside. Randy Roko looks at Fergus, and walks up the ramp, back turned to the match. Fergus is unaware of the betrayal as he's at the mercy of Donzig and Doomsday who exchange multiple finishers on Carrick Fergus. Donzig tells Doomsday he's going to cripple Fergus right here and right now! Donzig throws Fergus into the turnbuckle and nails a brainbuster INTO THE TURNBUCKLE PAD! PH MY GOD WHAT A MOVE! WHAT A MOVE! Donzig and Doomsday look at Roko, as he heads backstage. Donzig locks Carrick Fergus in another Pennsylvania Cloverleaf as the ref calls for the bell. Carrick Fergus is unable to submit, the ref stops the match with a barrage of bell rings.
Winner by Referee Stoppage: Donzig, Doomsday, and Spawn in 15:26
The cameras catch up with Randy Roko backstage. The Ripper looks distraught. He's not sure if he made the right choice, but then begins to smile. There's Nicolas Griffin waiting with open arms in the hallway. He reassures Roko that he made the right choice. Nicolas pulls him in, and pats him on the back. He said that Randy Roko will now live a promised life, and beautiful career here in the EWA. Roko looks pleased.
Griffin tells him that he's giving Randy Roko the week off, and a full paid vacation to any destination he wants. Griffin hands him a first class ticket. Randy Roko looks down at the ticket, thankful. Roko takes it out, and reads "first class ticket", aloud. Roko holds it up and TEARS THE TICKET UP! He pushes Nicholas Griffin against the wall by the scruff of the neck and tells Griffin that he is not here to hug him, shake his hand, or kiss his ass. Roko lowers his brow, and looks into Griffins eyes. He tells Griffin that he came backstage to introduce himself to Griffin's face, and personally tell him that at Resolution, he'll e the new Extreme Champion!
Griffin's face grows red. That's not how the plan was supposed to go. Roko walks away. Griffin lowers his eyes, snapping his attention to The Ripper as he walks down the hall behind him. Griffin tells Roko to get ready for next week, because the beat down Xavier Serikaz gave Danny Diamond in the beginning of the show was nothing compared to hell that Roko was in store for next week when Randy Roko went toe to toe with Serikaz next week, under extreme rules!
EWA came back from a commercial, backstage again. This time, the newest member of the EWA Roster- Mega-Star, Ravyn Storm was standing backstage talking to a crew member. Phade, EWA's Women's Champion, walked down the hall. Ravyn turns to walk away from the tech guy, and and bumps into Phade. Storm apologizes. Phade recognizes Ravyn as the newest member of the roster. Storm acknowledges it, and points out that Phade is Womens Champ. Phade smirks, and tells her that this is the closest she'll ever be to the belt. Storm gets close to Phade and smiles, and tells her "Look at that, I just got closer." Storm backs up, eyes geared on Phade, and walks backwards as we fade to our next match, the battle royal.
Before the match, we go back to Nicholas Griffin in the beginning of the show telling Freakazoid that he needs to pin all six men in the match, and that if any of the other six men were to eliminate Freak over the top rope, they'd be number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship. Back in the ring...
(This section written by Kent. Don't laugh or you're fired. Unless it's a joke I write. Then go ahead and laugh.)
We return to the ring to spot all six competitors standing within. They all stare anxiously toward the entrance ramp. The bloodied Danny Diamond sways on his feet, being held up by Emcee Kash and Smooth G. Greg "Frat Boy" Fitzsimmons pounds his open hand with his fist, cracking his neck from side to side. Finally, Freakazoid is announced. The men all create a half-moon around Freakazoid's entry point. They immediately unleash a series of punches on him, creating a dogpile around him. All six men get flung off of Freakazoid in one ferocious burst, throwing them all to different sides of the ring.
Freakazoid moves to the center of the ring and draws an X with his foot. Immediately, El Zilcho charges into the fray. Freakazoid scoops him up and immediately gives him the "Freaky Look Powerbomb", dropping him in the center of the invisible X. El Zilcho lays limply in the center of the ring. The Buckeyes charge the seven foot monster, grabbing both of his arms and Irish Whipping him into the ropes. Freakazoid follows up with a double clothesline, knocking them both down. Clamps charges in and Freakazoid wraps around him with a rear chokehold. Clamps quickly passes out, adding to the pile of El Zilcho. One by one, each man charges in, and one by one they are laid out. Slowly they form a pile in the center of the ring.
Danny Diamond is the last one standing. His glassy stare looking off into space as his bandages show blood coming through them. Freakazoid merely looks at him, reaches out and pokes him in the chest, causing him to drop back on the top of the pile. With all the men piled up. Freakazoid sticks out a foot and places it on top of the pile. The referee makes the three count and the bell rings! Freakazoid is the winner!
Winner by pinfall: Freakazoid in 10:47.
(Back to CJ)
After the match, Freakazoid stands tall after pinning every single man in the match. He bellows and pounds his chest, looking as dominant as ever. "96 Quite Bitter Things" by CKY blasts. This isn't good. Here comes Nicolas Griffin, clapping his hands slowly, sarcastically. Griffin congratulates Freakazoid on the impressive win, but tells him that he's not number one contender. The crowd boos. Freakazoid is beside himself! He's irate! The fans cheer the reaction. Griffin paces back and forth and tells him that next week, in the Wachovia Center live in Philly.. Freakazoid will finally have a chance at redemption. He'd he granted a number one contendership match against the former TWO TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, DOOMSDAY! He added, that it would be no ordinary match. No. Griffin is smarter than that. He informed Freakazoid that he would be fighting Doomsday in an I Quit match! The GM informed Freakazoid that Doomsday has never quit in his wrestling career, and laughed as we faded to a break.
The main event was between Chris James and Alexis Morningstar "Three Two Three", and the World and Womens Champions The Voodoo King and Phade. CJ and TVK tangled for a few minutes to open the match, as Doomsday made his way down the ramp. He stayed on the outside watching the match for a bit. Alexis and CJ would exchange tags and some cool looking tag moves. Doomsday watched the World Champ, and the hottest tag team in the business in action in one match. He has a number one contender match next week, simple first hand scouting. But, everyone involved should have known better. This was a set up, as Spawn made his way from the audience, with the handcuff still around his wrist. The pipe from the sink was on the other side of that handcuff. Morningstar didn't see it coming as Spawn cracked Morningstar in the back of the head with the pipe, swinging his hand attached to the handcuff. Morningstar dropped like a sack of bricks.
Spawn threw the pipe to Doomsday who cracked TVK and chased Phade out of the ring. Through all the commotion, Chris James caught a pinfall for a three count and rolled out of the ring, tending to Morningstar on the outside. He picked his partner up and went to leave Doomsday to do his thing to The Voodoo King, but when they reached the stage, the remaining members of The Rebellion chased 323 back down to the ring where Donzig, Doomsday, and Spawn had their way with 323 and The Voodoo King. Phade tried to save The Voodoo King, but the returning Nikki Chalice made her way from the back and beat down Phade.
The Rebellion wrecked havoc, and as the show faded off air, Spawn held up his Tag Title. Donzig held up his Extreme Title, Nikki grabbed Phade's Womens Title and then Doomsday grabbed the World Title, holding it in the air. The four members of The Rebellion stood strong just like the show opened, and no one looked stronger than Spawn, more extreme than Donzig, prettier than Nikki, or smarter than Nicolas Griffin.
TBC: END