Post by EWA Staff on Jan 8, 2009 20:37:57 GMT -5
[Wednesday Night Face-Off starts off with a pyro explosion "Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva booms through the speakers. The crowd was in a frenzy for the huge show, as they brought it ring side to the announcers. Abigail and Alessandro welcomed us to the show and went over the card, talking in great detail about the excitement surrounding the EWA's return to live television and the hordes of emails and letters received by EWA Headquarters and WMPX Studios in protest of the show's cancellation.
Immediately, Doomsday enters the ring. He demands that the network representative come to the ring. He also asks any other Megastars that are outraged by these events to join him. He is joined by Xavier Serikaz, who proclaims his loyalty to the EWA, as well as the silent World Champion, The Voodoo King.
Tina Ford announces over the arrival of the WMPX Executive over the loudspeaker. Suddenly, Chris James' music begins to play. He slowly walks out onto the stage in a suit, the WMPX logo stitched proudly upon the breast. Doomsday and Xavier stand furious in the ring and even the Voodoo King steps forward threateningly.]
Chris James: Were you expecting someone else?
[The Voodoo King stands solid, his stare fixed on Chris James, while Doomsday paces around angrily. Xavier listens attentively, but does not act, his expression one of modest anger]
Chris James: On two different occasions I've joined this Federation. On both occasions, I've been disappointed with what I've seen. Seriously, the Extreme Wrestling Alliance? This show is a mockery of all things wrestling and should not be allowed on television. So, I shut it down, just like I will continue to do until the demands of the Network are met.
[Chris James laughs as stands solidly in the center of the stage.]
Chris James: What demands you ask? The signing over of the entire company to WMPX. A hostile takeover if you will. It's obvious that this place needs some serious restructuring and a REAL administrator at the helm. One like... myself.
[The crowd boos angrily, shaking their fists and shouting obscenities.]
Chris James: As for tonight, I've already cancelled several matches and delayed several Megastars from being here tonight. If Nicolas Griffin won't answer to my demands, I'll cancel more. I've also got an offer for all the EWA Megastars out there.
[Chris James gestures off stage and a stagehand runs on with a folder, handing it to him]
Chris James: In my hand, I have several WMPX contracts, just waiting to be signed by anyone willing to turn their back on the EWA and sign with us. As soonas this little boat sinks, you'll be off to a much better place. All you have to do is sign the dotted line and forego any matches or contractual obligations you have with the EWA. I'll be awaiting everyone's answer.
[Chris James points to Doomsday.]
Chris James: Doomsday, your match against Three 2 Three... Cancelled! Due to some "unfortunate" circumstances, Alexis Morningstar and Nikki Chalice can't be here tonight.
[Doomsday erupts in fury, launching himself out of the ring as he starts up the ramp. Chris James waves a hand to the back and security begins flooding the rampway, grabbing a hold of Doomsday and pulling him back]
Doomsday: You son of a bitch!
Chris James: Xavier, it also appears that your opponent was unable to make it. So instead, you'll be facing one of the WMPX's newest signed Megastars, the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion, the Garbage Man!
[Xavier just laughs, motioning for James to "bring it on". James looks to the Voodoo King, who simply stares back menacingly]
Chris James: I don't really care what you do. I don't think you the ability to comprehend half of the things I'm saying anyway.
Voice: James!
[Nicolas Griffin's face pops up on the screen, a crooked smile crossing his lips]
Griff: Chris, while I appreciate ye comin' out 'ere makin' all sorts o' threats an' basically ruinin' the show I've created, I 'ave some bad news fer ye, lad.
[Griff holds up some papers, one of them has a signature on the bottom]
Griff: Yer still under contract as an EWA Megastar... Which means, I can still be puttin' ye in matches. I think I 'ave a couple in mind too. Next week, ye can be facin' yer former partner, Alexis Morningstar, jus' as ye were supposed to!
[The crowd actually cheers at Griff's declaration, a very weird experience compared to normal times]
Griff: An' ye know, Equilibrium is just aroun' the corner. In tha' very ring, ye will be competin' in a "Yer Fired" match against...
[Griff's smile grows wider]
Griff: ...the Psychological Assassin, Doomsday!
[The crowd erupts in to cheers as Chris James starts yelling at the screen. Doomsday smiles wickedly as he backs off from security, rubbing his hands together]
Griff: Now get th' hell off my stage, while it still remains tha' way!
[The screen cuts to commercial. Throughout the entire broadcast, the show is broken up with WMPX advertisements. Almost to the point that the actual show is shortened. Several matches don't even go on the air, while others are interrupted. One match that does take place, however, is Xavier Serikaz against the Garbage Man. The stinky trash collector walks with a confident swagger, taunting the fans and talking of his eventual departure from the EWA. Xavier enters with intensity and confidence, ready to take on the world. Xavier wastes no time. As soon as he mounts the turnbuckle to appreciate his adoring fans, he quickly turns it into a Whisper in the Wind! Smashing against the Garbage Man, they both fall to the mat. X rolls to his feet, grabbing the Alabama Dumpster's trash can off the mat. The Garbage Man climbs to his feet. As he does so, Xavier tosses him the trash can then hits him with a spinning wheel kick directly into the trash can, denting it against the Garbage Man's head!
It turns out, the Hoooded Warrior is only getting started! Xavier rolls out of the ring, pulling up the ring curtain and removing objects from below. Suddenly, trash can after trash can begin raining into the ring.]
Xavier: You like trash cans? I can do that!
[More trash cans get thrown in before Xavier rolls into the ring once again. The Garbage Man lays limp in the ring, breathing heavily. The trash can is still flattened against him. As Xavier approaches, the Alabama Dumpster throws the garbage can at Xavier, smashing against his face and upper body. Stunned, X stumbles back a few feet. The Garbage Man rolls to his feet. he throws another trash can at X, smashing it into his legs. Xavier begins to waver noticably as another can smashes into his back. The Garbage Man turns Xavier to face him, lifting another can high into the air]
Garbage Man: Say g'night, loser!
[As he brings down the trash can, Xavier lunges forward, wrapping up the Garbage Man in an unexpected grapple. He follows it with the "X-Breaker" onto the trash can! The crowd is on their feet as Xavier climbs the turnbuckle and executes his split-legged corkscrew moonsault, known as the "Serikaz Spinout". The referee makes the three count and Xavier is declared the winner. Serikaz rises to his feet, grabbing a nearby trash can and lifting it high into the air. He throws it at the fallen Garbage Man]
Xavier: {chanting with the fans} E-W-A! E-W-A! EXTREME!
[He bellows out the word as he makes the ghost belt motion across his waist. He smiles with delight as he walks up the ramp and the show goes to another advertisement for WMPX programming.
Xavier Serikaz wins by pinfall in 8:47.
When the show returns, the cell has already been lowered into place. Inside, Greg Fitzsimmons and the Cheerleader await the arrival of the Voodoo King and Phade. The lights go out and the music starts, but as the lightning strikes the stage, the lights come up and the Voodoo King and Phade are already in the ring.
They begin their assault. The Voodoo King grabs the "Frat Boy" and throws him against the wall of the cell, dropping him out of the ring. Phade spears into the Cheerleader, where she begins punching her in the face with both hands. The referees try to shout interference from the outside, but they are simply ignored. As Greg tries to climb into the ring again, he is grabbed by the shirt collar and dragged into the ring by the Voodoo King.
Phade dumps the Cheerleader onto the ground outside of the ring. She immediately leaps up onto the top turnbuckle . Waiting patiently, she drops a devastating moonsault into the Cheerleader as she tries to stand. The crowd roars with entertained excitement! The Voodoo King irish whips Fitzsimmons into the ropes and follows up with a Big Boot which sends him crashing to the mat. The Voodoo King then bounces off the ropes himself and falls into a heavy leg drop across the Frat Boy's throat. Greg immediately grabs at his neck, writhing in pain and gasping for air.
Outside of the ring, the action continues. Phade is back on her feet and she moves toward the fallen Cheerleader. As she bends over to pull "Satan's AngeL" to her feet, but the Cheerleader rakes her across the eyes, causing her to stumble back. The Cheerleader kicks up to her feet, but immediately gets her head smashed into the steel cell. She is joined by Fitzsimmons who rolls out of the ring, still gasping for air. The Cheerleader crawls beside Greg, attempting to yell encouragement to him]
Cheerleader: Get up, you big oaf!
[A chair crashes into the back of the Cheerleader's head, dropping her to the floor once more. Phade tosses the chair to the side and drags the Cheerleader's limp body off of Greg. The Voodoo King climbs over the top rope and hops down to the floor. He stalks over to the corner of the ring and picks up the steel steps. Lifting them high above his head and tosses them into the ring, where they land with a sickening thud. Moving over to the fallen "Frat Boy" he lifts him off of the ground and rolls him back into the ring.
The Cheerleader kicks Phade in the stomach and pulls herself up on the ring apron to a standing position. The Voodoo King climbs into the ring once again and grabs the steel steps. He lifts them above his head again, preparing to drop them onto Greg. Fitzsimmons kicks out his legs, tripping the Voodoo King. The masked giant drops the steps and immediately falls face first into them, crashing to the mat. Seeing this opportunity, Greg attempts to make the cover. 1... 2... No! The Voodoo King sits up right before the three count, tossing Greg into the air and off of him. Greg stumbles back to the corner in horror as the Voodoo King's head snaps in his direction. The Masked Horror climbs to his feet, stalking toward the corner as the Cheerleader rolls into the ring and stands up in front of him. She begins shouting at him, then slaps him across his masked face. His eyes grow wild as he grabs her by the throat.
Greg attempts to stop the inevitable, but is grabbed by the throat as well. The Voodoo King lifts them both high into the air and drops them with a devastating double chokeslam! At this point, Phade runs over and hops onto the middle rope, executing a springboard moonsault known as "Phade Away". She makes the cover on the Cheerleader and the referee makes the three count!
The Voodoo King and Phade win by pinfall in 25:51.
As Phade's music plays, the Voodoo King positions himself in the center of the ring. He kneels and lifts the World Heavyweight Championship up with one arm. Phade stands behind him, lifting the Women's Championship with both arms as she smiles her sadistic smile. The show fades to black and the EWA logo crosses the screen.]
TBC: END
Immediately, Doomsday enters the ring. He demands that the network representative come to the ring. He also asks any other Megastars that are outraged by these events to join him. He is joined by Xavier Serikaz, who proclaims his loyalty to the EWA, as well as the silent World Champion, The Voodoo King.
Tina Ford announces over the arrival of the WMPX Executive over the loudspeaker. Suddenly, Chris James' music begins to play. He slowly walks out onto the stage in a suit, the WMPX logo stitched proudly upon the breast. Doomsday and Xavier stand furious in the ring and even the Voodoo King steps forward threateningly.]
Chris James: Were you expecting someone else?
[The Voodoo King stands solid, his stare fixed on Chris James, while Doomsday paces around angrily. Xavier listens attentively, but does not act, his expression one of modest anger]
Chris James: On two different occasions I've joined this Federation. On both occasions, I've been disappointed with what I've seen. Seriously, the Extreme Wrestling Alliance? This show is a mockery of all things wrestling and should not be allowed on television. So, I shut it down, just like I will continue to do until the demands of the Network are met.
[Chris James laughs as stands solidly in the center of the stage.]
Chris James: What demands you ask? The signing over of the entire company to WMPX. A hostile takeover if you will. It's obvious that this place needs some serious restructuring and a REAL administrator at the helm. One like... myself.
[The crowd boos angrily, shaking their fists and shouting obscenities.]
Chris James: As for tonight, I've already cancelled several matches and delayed several Megastars from being here tonight. If Nicolas Griffin won't answer to my demands, I'll cancel more. I've also got an offer for all the EWA Megastars out there.
[Chris James gestures off stage and a stagehand runs on with a folder, handing it to him]
Chris James: In my hand, I have several WMPX contracts, just waiting to be signed by anyone willing to turn their back on the EWA and sign with us. As soonas this little boat sinks, you'll be off to a much better place. All you have to do is sign the dotted line and forego any matches or contractual obligations you have with the EWA. I'll be awaiting everyone's answer.
[Chris James points to Doomsday.]
Chris James: Doomsday, your match against Three 2 Three... Cancelled! Due to some "unfortunate" circumstances, Alexis Morningstar and Nikki Chalice can't be here tonight.
[Doomsday erupts in fury, launching himself out of the ring as he starts up the ramp. Chris James waves a hand to the back and security begins flooding the rampway, grabbing a hold of Doomsday and pulling him back]
Doomsday: You son of a bitch!
Chris James: Xavier, it also appears that your opponent was unable to make it. So instead, you'll be facing one of the WMPX's newest signed Megastars, the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion, the Garbage Man!
[Xavier just laughs, motioning for James to "bring it on". James looks to the Voodoo King, who simply stares back menacingly]
Chris James: I don't really care what you do. I don't think you the ability to comprehend half of the things I'm saying anyway.
Voice: James!
[Nicolas Griffin's face pops up on the screen, a crooked smile crossing his lips]
Griff: Chris, while I appreciate ye comin' out 'ere makin' all sorts o' threats an' basically ruinin' the show I've created, I 'ave some bad news fer ye, lad.
[Griff holds up some papers, one of them has a signature on the bottom]
Griff: Yer still under contract as an EWA Megastar... Which means, I can still be puttin' ye in matches. I think I 'ave a couple in mind too. Next week, ye can be facin' yer former partner, Alexis Morningstar, jus' as ye were supposed to!
[The crowd actually cheers at Griff's declaration, a very weird experience compared to normal times]
Griff: An' ye know, Equilibrium is just aroun' the corner. In tha' very ring, ye will be competin' in a "Yer Fired" match against...
[Griff's smile grows wider]
Griff: ...the Psychological Assassin, Doomsday!
[The crowd erupts in to cheers as Chris James starts yelling at the screen. Doomsday smiles wickedly as he backs off from security, rubbing his hands together]
Griff: Now get th' hell off my stage, while it still remains tha' way!
[The screen cuts to commercial. Throughout the entire broadcast, the show is broken up with WMPX advertisements. Almost to the point that the actual show is shortened. Several matches don't even go on the air, while others are interrupted. One match that does take place, however, is Xavier Serikaz against the Garbage Man. The stinky trash collector walks with a confident swagger, taunting the fans and talking of his eventual departure from the EWA. Xavier enters with intensity and confidence, ready to take on the world. Xavier wastes no time. As soon as he mounts the turnbuckle to appreciate his adoring fans, he quickly turns it into a Whisper in the Wind! Smashing against the Garbage Man, they both fall to the mat. X rolls to his feet, grabbing the Alabama Dumpster's trash can off the mat. The Garbage Man climbs to his feet. As he does so, Xavier tosses him the trash can then hits him with a spinning wheel kick directly into the trash can, denting it against the Garbage Man's head!
It turns out, the Hoooded Warrior is only getting started! Xavier rolls out of the ring, pulling up the ring curtain and removing objects from below. Suddenly, trash can after trash can begin raining into the ring.]
Xavier: You like trash cans? I can do that!
[More trash cans get thrown in before Xavier rolls into the ring once again. The Garbage Man lays limp in the ring, breathing heavily. The trash can is still flattened against him. As Xavier approaches, the Alabama Dumpster throws the garbage can at Xavier, smashing against his face and upper body. Stunned, X stumbles back a few feet. The Garbage Man rolls to his feet. he throws another trash can at X, smashing it into his legs. Xavier begins to waver noticably as another can smashes into his back. The Garbage Man turns Xavier to face him, lifting another can high into the air]
Garbage Man: Say g'night, loser!
[As he brings down the trash can, Xavier lunges forward, wrapping up the Garbage Man in an unexpected grapple. He follows it with the "X-Breaker" onto the trash can! The crowd is on their feet as Xavier climbs the turnbuckle and executes his split-legged corkscrew moonsault, known as the "Serikaz Spinout". The referee makes the three count and Xavier is declared the winner. Serikaz rises to his feet, grabbing a nearby trash can and lifting it high into the air. He throws it at the fallen Garbage Man]
Xavier: {chanting with the fans} E-W-A! E-W-A! EXTREME!
[He bellows out the word as he makes the ghost belt motion across his waist. He smiles with delight as he walks up the ramp and the show goes to another advertisement for WMPX programming.
Xavier Serikaz wins by pinfall in 8:47.
When the show returns, the cell has already been lowered into place. Inside, Greg Fitzsimmons and the Cheerleader await the arrival of the Voodoo King and Phade. The lights go out and the music starts, but as the lightning strikes the stage, the lights come up and the Voodoo King and Phade are already in the ring.
They begin their assault. The Voodoo King grabs the "Frat Boy" and throws him against the wall of the cell, dropping him out of the ring. Phade spears into the Cheerleader, where she begins punching her in the face with both hands. The referees try to shout interference from the outside, but they are simply ignored. As Greg tries to climb into the ring again, he is grabbed by the shirt collar and dragged into the ring by the Voodoo King.
Phade dumps the Cheerleader onto the ground outside of the ring. She immediately leaps up onto the top turnbuckle . Waiting patiently, she drops a devastating moonsault into the Cheerleader as she tries to stand. The crowd roars with entertained excitement! The Voodoo King irish whips Fitzsimmons into the ropes and follows up with a Big Boot which sends him crashing to the mat. The Voodoo King then bounces off the ropes himself and falls into a heavy leg drop across the Frat Boy's throat. Greg immediately grabs at his neck, writhing in pain and gasping for air.
Outside of the ring, the action continues. Phade is back on her feet and she moves toward the fallen Cheerleader. As she bends over to pull "Satan's AngeL" to her feet, but the Cheerleader rakes her across the eyes, causing her to stumble back. The Cheerleader kicks up to her feet, but immediately gets her head smashed into the steel cell. She is joined by Fitzsimmons who rolls out of the ring, still gasping for air. The Cheerleader crawls beside Greg, attempting to yell encouragement to him]
Cheerleader: Get up, you big oaf!
[A chair crashes into the back of the Cheerleader's head, dropping her to the floor once more. Phade tosses the chair to the side and drags the Cheerleader's limp body off of Greg. The Voodoo King climbs over the top rope and hops down to the floor. He stalks over to the corner of the ring and picks up the steel steps. Lifting them high above his head and tosses them into the ring, where they land with a sickening thud. Moving over to the fallen "Frat Boy" he lifts him off of the ground and rolls him back into the ring.
The Cheerleader kicks Phade in the stomach and pulls herself up on the ring apron to a standing position. The Voodoo King climbs into the ring once again and grabs the steel steps. He lifts them above his head again, preparing to drop them onto Greg. Fitzsimmons kicks out his legs, tripping the Voodoo King. The masked giant drops the steps and immediately falls face first into them, crashing to the mat. Seeing this opportunity, Greg attempts to make the cover. 1... 2... No! The Voodoo King sits up right before the three count, tossing Greg into the air and off of him. Greg stumbles back to the corner in horror as the Voodoo King's head snaps in his direction. The Masked Horror climbs to his feet, stalking toward the corner as the Cheerleader rolls into the ring and stands up in front of him. She begins shouting at him, then slaps him across his masked face. His eyes grow wild as he grabs her by the throat.
Greg attempts to stop the inevitable, but is grabbed by the throat as well. The Voodoo King lifts them both high into the air and drops them with a devastating double chokeslam! At this point, Phade runs over and hops onto the middle rope, executing a springboard moonsault known as "Phade Away". She makes the cover on the Cheerleader and the referee makes the three count!
The Voodoo King and Phade win by pinfall in 25:51.
As Phade's music plays, the Voodoo King positions himself in the center of the ring. He kneels and lifts the World Heavyweight Championship up with one arm. Phade stands behind him, lifting the Women's Championship with both arms as she smiles her sadistic smile. The show fades to black and the EWA logo crosses the screen.]
TBC: END