Post by Lokee on Jan 12, 2009 9:54:15 GMT -5
The backstage is alive with activity. Wrestlers and stage hands alike rush back and forth, filling the hallways, and slowing down the media that has pooled together near some of the locker rooms. Danny Diamond steps out of his locker room and is seemingly attacked by the mob of microphone holding vultures. Countless microphones are thrust into his face, and just as quickly, the questions are shouted out in his direction.
Danny, Scott Schullman with ABC News. Some sources are reporting that the EWA has been victim to a series of rather strange events. Do you have a comment?
Danny, Danny, Suzanne Rachelle with NBC. Is there any truth to the rumors that the EWA has acquired new talent? Speculations range from Sid Vicious and to Chyna. Do you have a comment?
First of all, you all need to take a step away from Danny Diamond. I could get dirty, and none of you would like to see me what that happens. Now then, Danny Diamond has more important things to concern himself with than who the EWA is recruiting. I could care less if the EWA were to have acquired Queen Victoria. When Danny Diamond is in the building, he is the biggest and most important superstar.
As Danny pushes through the small crowd of reporters, a short man wearing very disheveled clothing with an overly large hat jumps in front of him. He thrusts a microphone into Danny's face, almost hitting him in the mouth.
Danny, Danny Diamond... Some say that your career ended before it began. Some say that you are nothing more than a bad Tom Jones impersonator. From the looks of things, these rumors are true. Do you have any comment on that?
Just who the hell do you think you are? Danny Diamond is no impersonator. Just who the hell do you think you are to judge how I look? From where I am standing, you look homeless and drunk. Now get out of my way before you get hurt.
Danny pushes past the small man with a huff. As he walks down the narrow corridor, he comes to a strange looking vending machine. He checks the available products and finds that bottles of water are free. He pushes the button and something tumbles down the machine. When he reaches for the bottle and pulls it out, a beeping sound fills the air. Danny has enough time to look at his hand and notice that he is holding a grenade. a small digital screen flashes the words "Surprise! Lokee Gotcha". He tries to chuck it away and run, but it only flies a few feet from him before exploding. Danny is thrown across the hallway and lands on a large pile of pallets sitting nearby.
The camera zooms in on Danny lying knocked out on the pile of Pallets. Someone walks up to Danny's motionless body, casting a dark shadow across his face. Whoever it was drops a jacket, pants and, an over sized hat onto the pallets beside Danny. The shadow walks away laughing as the scene fades to black slowly.
Danny, Scott Schullman with ABC News. Some sources are reporting that the EWA has been victim to a series of rather strange events. Do you have a comment?
Danny, Danny, Suzanne Rachelle with NBC. Is there any truth to the rumors that the EWA has acquired new talent? Speculations range from Sid Vicious and to Chyna. Do you have a comment?
First of all, you all need to take a step away from Danny Diamond. I could get dirty, and none of you would like to see me what that happens. Now then, Danny Diamond has more important things to concern himself with than who the EWA is recruiting. I could care less if the EWA were to have acquired Queen Victoria. When Danny Diamond is in the building, he is the biggest and most important superstar.
As Danny pushes through the small crowd of reporters, a short man wearing very disheveled clothing with an overly large hat jumps in front of him. He thrusts a microphone into Danny's face, almost hitting him in the mouth.
Danny, Danny Diamond... Some say that your career ended before it began. Some say that you are nothing more than a bad Tom Jones impersonator. From the looks of things, these rumors are true. Do you have any comment on that?
Just who the hell do you think you are? Danny Diamond is no impersonator. Just who the hell do you think you are to judge how I look? From where I am standing, you look homeless and drunk. Now get out of my way before you get hurt.
Danny pushes past the small man with a huff. As he walks down the narrow corridor, he comes to a strange looking vending machine. He checks the available products and finds that bottles of water are free. He pushes the button and something tumbles down the machine. When he reaches for the bottle and pulls it out, a beeping sound fills the air. Danny has enough time to look at his hand and notice that he is holding a grenade. a small digital screen flashes the words "Surprise! Lokee Gotcha". He tries to chuck it away and run, but it only flies a few feet from him before exploding. Danny is thrown across the hallway and lands on a large pile of pallets sitting nearby.
The camera zooms in on Danny lying knocked out on the pile of Pallets. Someone walks up to Danny's motionless body, casting a dark shadow across his face. Whoever it was drops a jacket, pants and, an over sized hat onto the pallets beside Danny. The shadow walks away laughing as the scene fades to black slowly.